Konoha Dating Service Chap. 5

Chapter 5 – Test Results

It was a lovely sunshiney filled day, the birds chirping, the crazy mob people banging on the door of Konoha Dating Service front door demanding their results; yes, it was a perfect day.

Not only could you hear the birds chirping, the mob screaming, but you could hear the faint snore of Bluey, the quiet Erru, and Riri……muttering about her lovely…oh so lovely yaoi!

Thud

Falling off the bed, Bluey got up to the sound of screaming, drool down the side of her face; and poor Bluey, being half asleep thought all the screaming meant something bad was happening and began to panic.

“OMG!!!!” Bluey screamed, quite effectively waking up Erru but not Riri who just rolled over and grunted.

Erru yawned, ”what’s wrong Bluey? It’s only…..” Erru looked over to her alarm clock, “..11 am!!!” Erru fell out of bed, trying to scramble up, hearing all of the shouting outside.

“Riri, GET UP!!!” Erru yelled at Riri as she got up and threw a pillow in the pink haired teen’s general direction, but hit the wall instead.

“I’m up….I think…..did I leave the toaster on last night…..??” Riri not fully awake started to ramble.

Bluey opened the window, “YO PEOPLE!!!!” Bluey cleared her voice, “Wait patiently, we’ll be down in about…..” Bluey looks back to the other 2.

“In about 4 hours……” Riri mumbled, her face landing on her pillow.

“In a half hour!!!” Erru shouted, trying to push Riri off her mattress.

Bluey turned back to the window, “We’ll be down in half hour!!! Break anything and I’ll kill you!!!!! After you pay…..” Bluey slammed the window shut, “that’s my good deed of the day…..Back to bed!!!”

After finally getting down stairs and telling Bluey she couldn’t go back to bed and dragging her with them they finally opened the shop, though they had to have Riri swing a broom around to get everyone away from the door long enough for them to full open.

A bunch of people came in and were out quickly, some were happy with their results and some were unhappy, and some were…indifferent…… We’ll just tell you the results of the important people!!

-Yamanaka Ino,

You are most compatible with Nara Shikamaru. (Same for Shika, reverse names!)

Ino paused, then blushed at Shikamaru, “I finally realized my deep love for Shikamaru.”

Shikamaru sighed, “Troublesome woman…….”

-Hyuuga Hinata

You are most compatible with Aburame Shino.

Hinata blushes and poked her fingers together, “….but I really like Naruto-kun…”

Bluey mumbled sharply, “Shut up! No you don’t!!”

Hinata sighed and walked away. Shino……no comment for him!

-Yuuhi Kurenai

You are most compatible with Sarutobi Asuma.

Kurenai smiles, “well then…..” she walked out quite pleased.

Asuma scratched his head, “alrighty…..” he followed Kurenai out.

-Jiraiya

You are most compatible with Tsunade. Note in the corner of the paper: You deserve this!!! –Riri

Jiraiya stared blankly at the piece of paper in disbelief. “I…can’t be…no way…….”

Riri smiled evily, “way!”

Tsunade was having a similar reaction on the other side of the small shop and upon realizing what had just happened, stormed out of the building.

-Umino Iruka

You are most compatible with Hatake Kakashi.

The reaction these two each had are not able to be given at this time due to the fact that…well Kakashi kinda went Poof with Iruka….is that a good thing?

-Haruno Sakura

You are most compatible with Rock Lee.

“WHAT!!!!!!!!!!” a load screech could be head for miles. A certain pinked haired slut could not happy with the fact that she was not paired with Sasuke, Her SASUKE.

“Is something wrong?” Riri smiled from her desk.

Sakura turned and glared at Riri “Yes, yes there is! I am not paired with Sasuke!!! I demand retest!! And if what ever stupid machine your using keeps saying that I’m not compatible with Sasuke, I want my money back!!!” Sakura complained and demanded.

“...Who needs machines?” Riri muttered under her breath.

Out of no where. “I did it Guy-sensei!!”

“….right…well, I’m sure you are aware that we do not do refunds!” Riri told Sakura.

Erru’s voice interrupted through the noise “Don’t do flips!! Stop that!! Don’t chop the desk in half!!”

“uh…well I don’t have time to be wasting talking to you, you pink haired slut!” Riri said as she promptly started to ignore Sakura.

-Inuzuka Kiba

You are most compatible with Mizuho Bluey!!!

Kiba looked up from his paper, looking at Bluey, who was smiling brightly. “….uhhh……”

“Hihi!!!!!!!!!” Bluey shouted, “looks like we’re compatible!!”

Kiba laughed nervously, and turned around, beginning to walk out of the shop.

“NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!” Bluey lunged out of her chair and clung onto Kiba’s waist, “We’re COMPATIBLE!!!!</b></u> “ Bluey said evily.

Soon everyone had cleared out of the shop…well except for Kiba who some how ended up tied up stairs in the living room.

And so, Sasuke came wandering in with Naruto behind him…why?

“I’m here for my stupid results….” Sasuke stated.

“I am too!!” Naruto smiled.

Riri smiled evilly. “The yaoi has arrived!!” She called out joyously.

“What!!??” Sasuke questioned.

“nothing….” Riri smiled as she handed them each their own slips of paper.

-Uchiha Sasuke

You are compatible with Uzumaki Naruto. (please note the random hearts on the paper…..)

“W…what the hell is this!!” Sasuke demanded.

“Yaoi!” Riri smiled and clapped her hands.

“…….” Naruto was very quiet, which was kinda scary…

“Naruto what do you think of that load of crap!?” Sasuke asked the blonde.

Naruto just stared at Sasuke, blankly.

“Do something!!” Riri yelled, with a camera in one hand and a bag of popcorn in the other.

“HELP!!!!” Kiba’s scream came from up-stairs. “SASUKE!!!”

“….let’s not pay attention to that!” Riri smile trying to get the two boys to say something to each other and do something yaoi related.

“Naruto…”

“…..”

“S..Sasuke…..”

“What is it?”

“um…well…I….”

“Spit it out Dope!”

“I LOVE YOU!!!!”

Sasuke went silent and Riri was doing backflips on her mind, with was trying so hard not to squeel.

“..Is that true?”

Naruto just nodded.

“I love you too”

“PLEASE SASUKE! I’M NOT KIDDING!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!” Kiba screamed again, you could really hear the fear in his voice.

The three down stairs went quiet. That is until Riri ruined it. “Well, you better be on your way!!” She spoke as she started to push the two boys out the door. “Say cheese!” she said as she let the flash from her camera temporarily blind them and she pushed them out the door fully and closed it.

“Bluey! Shut Him Up!!!” Riri yelled up the stairs. As she turned around she saw Sasuke and Naruto kissing, and just as she was going to take a picture her battery died, and they walked away down the street.

“NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Riri cried, as she almost got her precious yaoi on camera

Before going to bed that night, they stuck Orochimaru’s and Kabuto’s test results on the door, with a note that says, “Disturb and Die!!” signed by Riri.

What will happen to Kiba? Will he escape from Bluey? Will Naruto and Sasuke stay a couple? How does Orochimaru and Kabuto react to their test results? Why am I still asking questions? All these questions will be answered in the BONUS CHAPTER!!!! Stay tuned!!